George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters
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My dad has 84 pairs of socks
why did you count the amount of pairs of socks that your dad has
I didn’t count, he did, then he came downstairs and announced it to the entire family
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Home made cosplay of the Iron Man Mark 7 suit shown off at animeland wasabi 2012
I don’t usually reblog stuff about Iron Man…but when I do…it’s the coolest shit.
COSPLAY THINGS THAT ARE JUST NOT FUCKING FAIR
take all my money and make this for me
WHat no stop being so damn good at cosplay I am crying
I nominate this person to build a working Iron Man suit.
I see lots of people posting stuff from the pokemon fusion app but how about a pokemon game that lets you fuze pokemon from 5 generations and actually train and battle them?
http://pokemonfusion.wikia.com/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Fusion_Generation_Wiki
Play thissss!!
ARE YOU SERIOUS? THIS EXISTS?!
?!?!? HOW
I’M GONNA TRY IT
when u in da club n a broke nigga tryna grind
Can you imagine how difficult this must have been for the Doctor?
Susan’s not just a Companion, she’s family. And he didn’t have to come to terms with losing her because of something he couldn’t control. No, he had to willingly let go so she could be happy.
Dude, the first doctor was really badass…
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why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries
tumblr: teaching your children how to successfully murder people since 2010
excuse me, this post is actually teaching us how to successfully evade the law after murdering someone.
we don’t need to be taught how to murder people.
Supernatural taught me how to do that really successfully.
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Mom, Dad….. I’m French
the bible says adam and eve not adam and hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower
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the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
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story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
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Nailed it.
YES GOOD
PERFECT
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WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
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My little sister is having a little trouble with a person at her school because she likes reading and this person deems it ‘not cool’.
I want to prove to her that there are lots of people who love reading and think it is very much cool :D
A little reblog would be amazing! Thank you!
Tell your sister that reading is THE coolest! And to kick the one giving her shit in the nuts.
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